Character Corner: GIVE THIS CRACKHEAD A RECORD DEAL

This is proof that not all great singers have record deals or hit records.

QUOTE OF THE CENTURY

Pastor Manning: “We are going to have to go to God and ask the Lord, “Well, you know Lord, you know I mean, why can’t I have a major law firm? And you might hear God say something like, “Well, you know if your customers that are Black will pay you and would respect you and would pay on time; or if these professional business people paying their business entertainment attorneys 10% of their gross making them instant millionaires. If you just got a couple of those Black folks making all that money, you would have a major firm as well. So rather than arguing with those white men who are making less money than some white freelance attorney representing Jay-Z or representing Snoop Doggie. We have to look at this carefully.“

THE "SIT YOUR AZZ DOWN"/BLANK STARE LIST

All of Tiger Woods' Jumpoffs (for opening their legs to a married man)
Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary (for the condescending and disrespectful manner in which he spoke to a Black female reporter)
Tiger Woods (for cheating on his wife and forgetting that he is still a n**** and therefore cannot tell the Florida Highway Patrol or the Windermere police what to do)
Secret Service (for allowing a Blonde "Wanna-Be" reality star to crash the State Dinner without the proper security clearance)
Adam Lambert (For killing his career before it got started. We don't want to see what you do in your bedroom, car or the bathrooms at homosexual clubs/bathhouses)
Kemi (Canadian blogger from www.hiphossip.blogspot.com/) who suggested that American Black women should learn from Khloe Kardashian (a white reality t.v. star) on how to act and treat a Black man. She gets two blank stares on that comment.
Sandra Rose of Sandrarose.com (for heartlessly using her blog to criticize Julia Hudson during her moment of extreme grief) and Ed Dunn of Dreamandhustle.com (for co-signing on Sandra Rose’s mess)
50 Cent (for always starting a beef with someone. Please increase the peace.)
9th Circuit Court of Appeals (I forgot why I put them on the list)
ACLU (for their hatred toward christians)
Atlantic Records (for trying to turn KeKe Palmer into a child porn star)
Attorney Gerald Poindexter (for wanting his 15 minutes of fame at Mike Vick's expense. Was the State indictment necessary?)
Beyonce (for allowing Sasha to come out on stage)
Bishop Thomas Weeks (as a repeat offender for writing a book about his wife and then recalls the book all while there are felony charges pending against him. I am glad he is not my client)
Bishop Thomas Weeks (for giving his wife a beat-down)
Bob Johnson (for turning BET into the coon network and sending the Civil Rights Movement back 2 thousand years)
Child Molesters (no explanation needed)
Christine Beatty (for using her city-issued pager to send adulterous text messages to Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and committing perjury by giving false testimony denying the affair during a trial)
Code Pink (for jumping in Dr. Rice's face)
Col. Byron Jorns head of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers (for refusing to conserve water to protect Georgians. He cares more about mussels than people)
Creflo Dollar (for butchering the Rich Young Ruler parable for the sake of justifying his bling bling lifestyle)
Da Brat aka Shawntae Harris (for refusing to stop being a grown azz gangsta)
Damon Wayans (for co-signing on Imus' "nappy-headed ho's" while on The View)
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick (for sending adulterous text messages to a city-issued pager belonging to his mistress Christine Beatty and committing perjury by giving false testimony denying the affair during a trial)
Diana Cowins (for deliberately becoming pregnant by a married man and then complain about it)
Domestic Violence Abusers (no explanation needed)
Dorinda Clark (using the term "Niggas" while preaching)
Dr. Karin Standford (for being a concubine, baby momas and jumpoff with an advance degree)
Drunk Drivers (no explanation needed)
Duane "Dog" Chapman (for calling his son's Black girlfriend a nigga)
Elise Neal (for her photos in King Magazine in which she was duck taped to a chair like a kidnapping victim while dressed in a bikini)
FEMA (for Katrina and staging a fake news conference)
Former President Jimmy Carter (for not realizing that his azz was voted out of office awhile back)
Hal Turner (for saying that lynching will begin again in 2008)
Hillary Rodman Clinton (from the "No Wayz Tired" speech to Assasination Call)
Honorable Teresa Carr Deni (deciding that a prostitute cannot be raped)
James Watson - Scientist (for saying that Africans are not intelligent)
Joel Osteen (for denying the Lordship of Jesus for the sake of appealing to the mainstream)
Jonathan Plummer (for writing a book to exploit his divorce from Terry McMillan)
Juanita Bynum (for asking for $200,000 for a threshing floor and refusing to sit her azz down)
Juanita Bynum - Repeat Offender (for the calculating and unnecessary media blitz)
Karrine Steffans (for thinking it is honorable to be a "ho")
Kat Williams (for noosegate - wearing a noose on the red carpet for the BET awards)
Kim Porter (for having babies by a man that refuses to marry her.)
King Magazine (for being a pimp magazine that adds no value to this Earth and their exploitation of dumb azz women)
KKK (no explanation needed)
Matthew Knowles (for exploiting his daughter for profit)
Mike Vick (does this need any explanation)
P.E.T.A. (for caring more about animals than human beings)
Paula and Randy White (vain ambition over living what they preach)
Rep. Carla Blanchard Dartez (Democrat) (for referring to a Civil Rights Activist as "Buckwheat")
Rev. Andy Sidden (for stating that homosexuality is a gift from God)
Sarah Chapman (for having a baby by P Diddy when he was sleeping with Kim Porter and only God knows who else.)
Satan and all his demons
Sean P Diddy Combs (for refusing to sit his azz down)
Senator Ernie Chambers (D-Omaha) (for suing God. Thank God for term limits)
Senator Hillary Clinton (for being condenscending to Blacks during her "No Wayz Tired" speech)
Shakeeta Winfrey (by wildcard vote)
Strip Club Managers (for exploiting silly women and men)
Strippers (for being silly)
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas (for being mad that he is black and a beneficiary of Affirmative Action)
TIP (aka Rapper T.I. and Clifford Harris) (for being a convicted felon trying to purchase guns with silencers)
TMZ (for writing ebonics when covering Black celebs)
Truth Wins Out (for protesting against Gospel Singer Donnie McClurklin)
U.S. Department of Fish and Wildlife (for caring more about mussels than Georgians during the GA drought)
Westboro Baptist Church (for serving satan when they think they are serving God)
Willie Gary, Esq. (for being a "ho" and fathering two children with woman who was not his wife)

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